Thursday, November 19, 2009

Invitation to Friends.

Dear Kyle English,



Come to our new utopian society named Rock Fest USA. Our utopia is the absolute best to live because we rock. We also will be featuring Slipknot and Disturbed, just for you, if you come. We have sound proof houses so if you get a headache or want to get some Zs, you don't need to worry about the loud music. Also, we do have a Democracy style government so you don't have to worry about being controlled by the government with no power to change it. We will give you a complementary rock instrument of your choice. From drums, to guitars, to even microphones. There are rules for our utopia. Don't worry there are not that many. The first rule is No acoustic guitars. The second rule is No country music, no screamo (besides Slipknot), and absolutely no boy bands.
But now on to the more serious part of society besides just rocking. First is that we have serious punishments for crime. The most well known is the "You kill someone we kill you policy" which means if you are convicted of murder you will be killed for it. also any other major crime will have a minimum of 5 years. Another rule is that when you are convicted of a minor crime you will have a minimum of 3 months which shows you how serious we are about crimes in our society.
Our system of government is a revised democracy as we call it. It uses some ideas of democracy but there are a few changes. But you dont have to worry because the only few changes there are is in the judicial part of the government but all they do is put the set time for certain crimes. There is also that there is two branches of government and a figurehead not three branches but that is the only major change so you still have the right to vote and all of the other given rights of a democracy. We think you should come to our society because it is fair and has every aspect of a good government and allows you to do what you want exactly despite of any thing so come to Rock Fest USA so you can be rocking and partying all the time.

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